I’M NOT GETTING OLDER…I’M GETTING BETTER [yeah, right!]
1. When did you first know you were an adult?
After my “first time” with another person.
2. Where were you when you first thought, “I’m old!”
When almost no-one showed up at my 30th birthday party
3. What was your best year?
When I was 22
4. Have you become your parents?
No, I don’t have kids. But I do recognize myself in the way they act and do.
5. Gray hair:
A: Is it sexy?
On certain persons it can be very sexy
B: How much do you have and where?
On top of my head, what’s left of it
C: Where is the best or worst place you have it?
I’m just glad I’ve still got some
How is sex different now?
I’m not getting any, so look for the difference