Friends came to visit and halfway they asked “Have you seen my lipstick?”
“No” I answered “why should I, I don’t use the stuff!”
Then they looked at Missy, their dog.
You could see her thinking…
Why would you even ask me that?
I am so insulted!
Every time something goes missing around here,
Everybody looks at me!
Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away.
Also visit my friends Ms Truvy, the Tramp and Sean @ Just A Jeep Guy,
Lucy, Sable and Rick @ Its a Ruff Ruff World,
Sadie Mae and Ray @ Ray’s Cowboy [NSFW] and
Cubs + Buddy Bear @ One Step At A Time [NSFW] and join in all the doggy fun.